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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Rear Admiral

As you all may have noticed, Rear Admiral hasn't been posting much lately. He's been on a shark hunting expedition in the southern Pacific ocean for roughly two weeks. There has been many a time when he's saved me from the occasional surprise shark attack by harpooning them.. Don't ask me where he hides the harpoons.. he just all the sudden has them when puddle sharks decide to attack. Wish him the best of luck on his mission to rid the world of the man eating puddle sharks.

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