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Here at the Breastriary we're devoted to bringing you the very best breasts from porn stars to amateurs and no implants! If you're looking for big teardrop tribal tits with inch-long nipples and dinner plate sized areolas you should just leave now. If you're looking for the best tits you'll ever see in your life with near perfect breast to areola to nipple ratio.. well prepare your fap hand, son!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Weekly Faux-pas - Intro

Here at the breastriary we're devoted to bringing you the best real tits from around the 'interwebs'. That being said, we've noticed a growing trend throughout the wonderful world of internet porn that absolutely appalling to booby lovers everywhere: Bad boob jobs and oversized boobs. Now, let us make something clear; If you have A-cup boobs and you want to get implants because it'll help boost your self esteem, that's fine. If you got the money, by all means do as you please. But if you don't have the money for a good boob job, just don't get them done. Wait another year til you can actually afford a good boob job.. No one except for frat boys and scumbags who never get laid want to look at your boobs and be able to tell in under 5 seconds that they're fake. Have some respect for yourself. That being said, as you well know we love small titties too as long as the areola and nipples are proportionate. Just take a look at some of the boobies in these posts and you'll certainly agree, bigger isn't always better.

So this new segment will be devoted to the dark side of boobs. Boobs so bad that the only thing they're good for is smothering their owner in her sleep... And yes.. if a chick has fake boobs that big she should be smothered. Hope ya'll get a good laugh outta these.

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