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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

A note from the Editors in Chief

As you may have noticed lately we've been slacking a little on our two-a-day self-mandated booby quota. No, this is not because we're running out of boobies, we're acutally trying to figure out a better way to host the pictures without filling our 'posts page' with every picture in a given set. We think it will be more user friendly if we make it so you can pick and choose wether or not to look at a given model based on just one of her pictures. Also, we will soon be switching to our own website. Don't worry, the original website address will still work but we do urge people to make the switch in your bookmark folders when we finally do it. Just keepin all our fellow booby lovers up to date! 'Now bathe in the fountains of Varna, atop Mt. Nipopolous and wash my daughter's awesome rocking tits!'

Additionally: We will be doing away with the full frontal vaginal shots. If it's necessary to confirm the realness of a set to include a 'labia spread' then we'll do what we have to do, but in general we're not gonna be posting anymore chicks with their labia spread wide open. We're taking an artistic (or be it worship) approach to boobs and we'd like to steer away from really hardcore stuff if we can. That being said, anyone who doesn't enjoy whacking their bag to a chick spreading her pussy is a fag.

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